MYTHS OR FACTS - CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL
Myth or Fact #1: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are
not.
Myth or Fact #2: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
Myth or Fact #3: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and
over again.
Myth or Fact #4: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Myth or Fact #5: Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear
from you at 4 am.
Myth or Fact #6: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see
something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
Myth or Fact #7: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the
forehead.
Myth or Fact #8: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a
really big guy named Kong.
Myth or Fact #9: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Myth or Fact #10: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Myth or Fact #11: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum,
whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Myth or Fact #12: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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