Educated Guess: New Year is Not Far Behind
Gautam Sharma *
HYPOTHESIS, in research parlance, is an expectation about events based on generalization of the assumed relationship between variables [character that can be assessed or measured, or any concept that has two or more values]. Hypothesis is an idea or explanations about something base on known fact or information but which has not been approved, and experts say they are working tools of theories. And Mr. 'YouWit' loves to call hypothesis as an 'Educated Guess'.
The hottest Educated Guess is that the 'New Year Is Not Far Behind', as when the New Year's Eve knock-knock the door of the New Year's Day, would the New Day's celebration be far behind? In a much reverberating poetic tune, 'if winter comes, can't springs be far behind'. The planetary movement is all set to open and welcome a new year called 'Twenty Thirteen' in the next to no time. Wow after 48 hrs. Then … Here comes the New Year!
This upcoming year would be genuinely new in all sense as 'the peoples' has become a Learned- Brightizens with multi- exposure to repeated multidimensional issues that schooled us during the course of 8760 hours that was earmarked for 2012, --- and for indeed, the world has also not ended after 12.12.12 which was countered to the Mayan's chieftains guesstimates of the doomsday. This means, the 'Educated Guess' is New Year Is Not Far Behind.
And today marked the last Sunday of the year, and a last Sunday for the Sunday's 'Messenger of the masses', too. So, the good news is that we are just nearing to cross the non-renewable 8760 hrs of 2012 with unforgettable extra-ordinary challenges that the plebs faced. And, the signs of no 'sit-ins' for this kind of purely folksy issues of indefinite inconsistencies in terms of electric power, drinking water shows that its soon going to be solved by later or more later. This means, the 'Educated Guess' is New Year Is Not Far Behind.
And the heading minor questions of state's inter-conflicts, has also answered with a counter balance reply by the concern outfits from their own safe sides. And in next to no time, the govt. has also said to built a life-size bride that would enable to cross the Urban-Rural, Thoubal-Imphal, Hill-Valley Gaps by constituting a legitimate body like 'Ombudsmen' under a non-bias chairperson. This also signaled, 'New Year Is Not Far Behind'.
And, the increasing cases of violent acts like Rapes, Molests, etc in other part of the state would also be solved in next to no time with the introduction of fast-track courts or swift justice administration for other parts of the states in general, and with the current vandalizing commandment for the local in particular like Manipur. This shows women, --- everyone mother, wives, sisters, daughters---, are protected under a haven. This is good safety sign, it symbolized, 'New Year Is Not Far Behind'.
The indefinite headache like indefinite Bandh, Blockade would also be addressed in near to no time by studying alternatives subjects like 'Look His Policy'; 'Look this Policy' etc. So, let be chill and welcome the year by smoking the peace pipe.
Grow young with every Sunday,
Many best are yet to be,
Only Sunday the column can service,
For everyone, that loves to still young.
Newsperson: No good News.
Tagline: 'Most breaking News is not good news'
* Gautam Sharma wrote this article for Hueiyen Lanpao (English Edition) as part of 'Young Witty & Scurrilous'
This article was posted on December 29, 2012
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