Bizandoo: What is this FA ?

Free Thinker *

Maharaj: Bizandoo, what is your intellectual understanding about FA? & please enlighten me all about it.
Bizandoo : Eigya, FA stands for many things, Field Assistance, Football Association, Film Academy, Federal Attorney, Friendship Association, French Ambassador , Fried Aloo etc etc.

Maharaj: Bizandoo, 'matoinara' be serious, I am not joking! Why are people so concerned about this FA? And some are even on dharna!
Bizandoo : Eigya , some ostensibly intelligent people feel that you have more idea about FA.

Maharaj: Are you serious? They really think that I know better than them! Then, tell me more on FA, so that I can tell them more and more about it.
Bizandoo : Hujur, Fly Ash, Flight Attendant, Flying Academy, Freedom-Fighters Association, Freak Accident, Farm Animal …

Maharaj: Bizandoo , wait wait , Farm animal reminds me of our commitment to animals; we are supposed to be animal lovers. When I said, 'I love chicken', our Dilli friends laughed at me; am I wrong to say that I love chicken? I should have used the word 'like' instead of 'love'.
Bizandoo : No Maharaj ! You are absolutely right; 'love' is definitely a better word than 'like'. If you say I like the Emperor, he may be happy but if you say I love the Emperor, he will be more than happy.

Maharaj: Bizandoo, you talk like the Birbal of Dilli not Agra; continue your lavish lecture on FA.
Bizandoo : Eigya, FA also stands Foreign Aids ,Foreign Assistance, Financial Assistance.

Maharaj: Oh ! Oh! Now it becomes more interesting .That is why many people are eager to know about FA. Money matters!
Bizandoo : Your Highness, financial assistance or package is Emperor's 'Ashoubi'; instead please use the expression like 'direct digital transfer for development'. You will get instant result. This tip was given to me by one gentleman in Dilli Darbar (Bar & Restaurant in CP).

Maharaj: Bizandoo, do me a favor, call up the Wazir, and ask him to change the wording , it should be 'development fund' not 'financial package ' .
Bizandoo : Maharaj, shall I continue on FA?

Maharaj: Yes, of course, we are now closer to the truth. Resources are very important for maximum governance and minimum grabbers.
Bizandoo : Hujur, I think so, many of us are more curious about resources. They think your highness knows better than anyone else. So that is why they are insisting to disclose the entire FA.

Maharaj: Bizandoo , who has misled them that I really know the entire FA?
Bizandoo : Eigya, perhaps they think that you are constantly in touch with the emissary who is dealing with FA.

Maharaj: Bizandoo, honestly speaking, I really don't know. Putting my hand on my heart I am telling you FA is only two things, F & A; nothing more than that. F is the frame and A is the Arch.
Bizandoo : Eigya , is it on the record or off the record ? No construction work inside FA?

Maharaj: Why should I hide from my people ? This is on the record.
Bizandoo : Eigya , how big is the construction inside the Frame and how high is the Arch ?

Maharaj: Bizandoo, this sounds like an entrapment; I repeat, I only know 'Frame and Arch', nothing more and nothing less.