Collection of some of the most pathetic poor jokes. (Scroll down for answer)



You 'll find some hindi in between, just read on.. its funny

Q1. Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko uska ghar legayaaur 100 rs liya.
Jabki actually, it wouldn't have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see anything.
kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly.
WHY?

Q2. Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!

Q3. Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, the elephant beauty queen.
Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river.
Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see-saw at the garden.
Suddenly the see-saw breaks... and they burst into a song...................
guess which one.... ........................

Q4. What will u call a person who is leaving India??

Q5. Who is Joe . . . .

Q6 What will u call a person who leavesIndia , but doesn't travel much??

Q7. The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies....
They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base....
but no one was able to cross the border and go across fearing death.
Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and nothing happened to him.
Why??

Q8. A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road.
Unable to dodge it he runs right over it............overcome by concern he stops his car to inspect the hare..........the hare is dead.
Being an animal lover ,our Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he frantically searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray-can there.......
he sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to .....it runs along the road....
looks back and waves at the man....then again runs along some distance, looks back and waves at him.....
and then again runs further,looks back and waves... the man looks at the can and reads these words...
'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR. INCREASES WAVINESS.'

Q9. A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ???
Q10. One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...
Bond replies ....?????



Answer:
1. Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!

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3. See-Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!

4. HindustanLever (Leaver).

5. Of course "Kambakth ishq hai Joe"

6. Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

7. Kyon ki Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee)

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9. Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........

10. Dhai (2.5) another day...